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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

senior year I had a lil crush on a boy in the front of my AP Lit class and my friends would be like “lol talk to him so you’re not an anxious wreck” and I was like “no way what if he’s an asshole” and then at the end of the year party we had a short conversation and he was, in fact, an asshole.

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

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pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

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slaive:

when your mom draws the curtains on a weekend morning

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puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

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thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

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