bewarings:

how it feels like when i’m the third wheel:

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gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

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spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

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Parent: what does a cow say?

Baby: "moo!"

Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?

Baby: "baah!"

Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?

Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

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fuckitykidneys:

That’s how superheroes learn to fly. x

Spn Graphics Challenge

         ↳ Round 5: A photoset of at least 6 photos

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fulfillments:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

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katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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You know what you need? Adrenaline. There’s two ways to get it: fear and anger. Since you don’t look like a guy who’s afraid of anything, you need to get angry.